https://www.patreon.com/thecleanersfromvenus The Cleaners From Venus Patreon is now live! From Martin's kitchen table to your home....

From the Archives: I watch this at least once a year. It was the film that prompted Marshall Tito to ban Cliff and the film's director...

Following my ‘troubled’ late teenage years, having returned to Essex in November 1972 under something of a cloud, I’d emerged like a...

It was late November 1972 when I arrived back at the family home in Goldhanger, a tiny Essex village on the Blackwater estuary. I was 19...

So here's the Valentine's poem then. From a national newspaper about 2006 maybe. NOT AN ORDINARY LOVE It isn't hearts and flowers that I...